Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it?
In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and
for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work
out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great
family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I
have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My
Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more
questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates
where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D
graphics or bonus content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My
Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper
attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear
a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This
Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android
Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my
commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android
Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day
with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about
getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too
give it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her
Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but
if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian
want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok
with that.
In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't
give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure
Google is working on that.
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